This isn’t going to be a compendium of the “10 most Machiavellian dark triad aloof bad boy shit test destroying comebacks ever”, or whatever nonsense is currently being peddled in certain corners of the manosphere. Far from it.
In actual fact, I’m going to tell you the only single technique you’ll ever need to beat tests – by not even getting them thrown at you in the first place.
Girls throw out shit tests in order to test your mettle and resolve. To see if in actual fact you can live up to the urbane witty patter you’re throwing around, if you’re really the guy who you’re presenting yourself as. They can be passed easily – when you know how – and I’m not going to go into it here. There are already a thousand and one other articles on the subject.
The key to never receiving them, in my experience, is to make the question of your masculinity and social dominance so completely beyond reproach, that women never even entertain the slightest notion of questioning it.
As I have grown more confident, especially since starting my testosterone therapy, I’ve found myself catching girl’s eyes, and shooting them a look of such utter authority combined with masculine sexual intent, that in a split second their expression flickers into total submission, a doe-eyed look of surrender. My whole bearing conveys that I am a man who is used to commanding respect wherever I go. When I talk to girls, some who would be utter bitchy little shitheads with other guys become as meek as a lamb. The greater the comparative gap between your (perceived) SMVs, the more pronounced the effect.
My latest girl is one of the sweetest, most feminine girls I’ve ever had the pleasure of being with. I’ve told her about my blog, what I do, how I constantly strive to improve myself, and especially my interactions with women, and she has just accepted it all without skipping a beat. No mention of exclusivity has been made, nor do I suspect it will be. She is merely happy to spend time with me. I know full well she has busted the balls of many other guys before me, and even when I first met her, proudly described herself as “high maintenance” to me.
Shit testing occurs because girls are uncertain of who you are, what you are about, and what your intentions are. Remove all shadow of a doubt of these things from their minds, and the shit tests go away. If you find yourself getting tested a lot, then the problem lies with you, not with the girls.