This is the profile of a girl who just emailed me. I’m worried about replying – I’m concerned I may fall for her in a big way. Let’s break it down:
i’m looking for a funny yet serious bloke
Kind of like a sad clown?
who isn’t afraid of earning a living
Not terrified about the prospect of coming into work? Check
someone who understands the concepts of children
Let me see – dick goes into vagina, semen comes out of dick, baby emerges 9 months later – pretty much covers it?
my friends describe me as headstrong, can anyone handle me?
Fascinating. Do tell me more about your masculine personality traits.