In recent years, it has become popular to show support for prostate cancer charities by growing a moustache in November – hence Movember.
Since I look utterly ridiculous with a ‘tache, and mainly because I’m a contrary bastard who has to be different, I’ve opted to show my solidarity with this noble cause in an alternative, Manospherian fashion.
Next weekend, I shall be embarking on my first ever day game session with my willing accomplice down Regent St, having been primed by a copy of Nick Krauser’s excellent Day Game Nitro book.
Nothing under an 8.5 shall be approached. The hotter the better. The blowouts shall be plentiful and glorious, but much fun shall be had along the way.
I will make donations to a prostate cancer charity based on the number of the following I can get:
– Facebook close: £1 (cop out)
– Number close: £5
– Insta-date/day 2: £10
– Leading to make out: £20
– Leading to sex: £50
– Leading to an orgy with her, her identical twin sister, a nun and an alien: £10000
And if I fail completely to get even one of the above, then a forfeit donation of £100.
I dub this event – Hovember. I encourage anyone who reads this to go out and do the same!